Tuesday, 2 November 2010

Why the fox’s tail is long

Narrator 1: In a ancient land in the middle of what is known now as Belgrade,there was a small forest that was known as the tiger cheese forest. In that forest was the powerful tiger cheese tribe who were minding their own business in their eating hut...

Narrator 2: In the tribal eating hut the tiger cheese tribe were eating wild boar while Chief Smelly foot was cracking jokes and telling one of his many stories of how he slaughtered the tiger ham tribe.. He told this story while he sharpened his spear.

Chief Smellyfoot: So I was walking through the woods and suddenly I walked into our arch enemy the tiger ham tribe. They tried to kill me and was surrounded but I had my trusty spear with me I twirled around and around and I chopped all the evil tiger ham warriors in half.

Sounds: ( OOOOOOO AHHHHHH)


Sounds: UMEEEEEEEEE!

Narrator 1: Chief SmellyFoot ran outside with his spear and to his surprise he saw a fox eating his deer.

Chief Smelly Foot: What on earth? Exclaimed Chief Smellyfoot. A smelly fox eating my deer??!!! You will pay in blood fox!!!!!

Tribe member: No, you cant kill that poor fox!!!!!!!

Chief Smelly Foot: Why not?

Tribe Member: Because he is cute!

Chief Smelly Foot: I don’t care....... I show no mercy!!!!

Narrator 2: With a flick of his wrist he thrust his spear at the head of the fox, but the fox jerked forward and the spear hit the poor foxes tail which went through and got stuck in the ground.

Sounds: (Sounds of struggling and stretching of bones)


Narrator 1: The fox made a screaming sound and tried to get away but instead he just stretched his tail, the bones stretched and his tail got bigger and bigger and that is why the fox has a long tail.

Narrator 2: In the end Chief Smelly Foot and the Fox had a agreement.:

Chief Smellyfoot: Never come back and in exchange I will let you go.

Narrator 2: The fox nodded his head in agreement.

Narrator 2: The fox was scared out of his wits when the chief pulled the spear out to let him go.

Narrator 1: Even though the fox was throbbing with pain, he ran like a lighting bolt.

Sounds: (WHOOSH)

Narrator 1: The Fox never did come back and he lived a happy life with his new born fox cubs. Who he passed his long tail to through his genes.